I enjoy the simple things in life, and food.
Name: Max G I,
Age: 20
Portland, OR is my home,
Cancer,
Occupation: Fortune 100 company
twitter @maxginsane

 

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)